The differences between New Yorkers & Parisians

The differences between New Yorkers & Parisians, from the article we just found in NY Magazine:

1. Smoking in front of the kids. NYers don’t, Parisians do.
2. Parisians do not walk around in gym clothes or sweatpants unless they are actually exercising.
3. Parisian bobo (yuppie) parents have no problem lecturing, yelling at, or even occasionally smacking their kids in public.
4. Parisians do not talk to strangers.
5. New Yorkers are so plump.
6. New Yorkers carry around their coffee.
7. New York parents talk to their kids as though they are their peers.
8. New Yorkers are hyperfriendly up front and then forget about you later (unless they need you).